NSA Talking points for the holiday – Secret Santa has a whole new meaning
NSA has given their staff “talking points” to assist their staff, when challenged over spying. It’s a great read.
NSA “you can trust us”:
NSA does not target the US (ie 2% of the planet)
NSA is lawful, for a secret court:
NSA does not select the topic
NSA is the best Secret Santa
NSA SANTA – Sigint at its best
NSA are loyal Americans
NSA Loyal Americans – watching you in your beds…
NSA are transparent
NSA Committed to transparency…
In conclusion, the NSA plan to “talk you to death”. They have a script. So we know what they’re going to say.
Get your jokes in first…
Tell them that you’re supporting a new presidential campaign.
VOTE SNOWDEN for PRESIDENT.
Government you can trust.
Cartoons courtesy of Newsday: